Humour

What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt? 

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books.

A lady steps onto the bus with her baby.

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hutch.

How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

A blond in a shoe store is dissatisfied with all of the shoes

Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt