Humour

I was driving down I-10 headed to Mississipp

Where does the king keep his armies?

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool?

A blonde in a shoe store is dissatisfied with all of the shoes

Last night I played Poker with Tarot cards

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a lobster

People tell me I'm condescending.