Humour

A tough old cowboy was counselling his daughter

"Make me one with everything," says the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why did the veterinarian prescribe birth-control pills for dogs?

If I ever decide to buy a horse ranch in my old age

Love is like one long, sweet dream.

An old woman is sitting at a bar

My husband cooks for me like I’m a goddess

Old age makes us great multitaskers.

My friend once called a few house painters to his house