Humour

Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Lena. 

What do you get when you cross a dog and a tulip?

Two cows are talking in a field.

Went to a zoo the other day

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

People tell me I'm condescending.

The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

A Buddha walks up to a hotdog stand

Two men are on opposite sides of a river.