Humour

Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these... What's Your Business Sign?

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Touching words from the mouth of babes.

A couple had been married 30 years and decided to go back to the same hotel that they had stayed at on their honey moon.

A blonde goes to an international message centre and says to the man behind the counter. "Hello, I'd like to send a message to my Mum back home. How much will it cost?"

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

Barbara Walters, formerly of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

A broccoli, a walnut and a mushroom had a night of bragging games.

Two guys, one old bloke and one young, are pushing their carts around the supermarket when they collide.