Humour

My memory has gotten so bad, it's actually caused me to lose my job.

Why should you worry when the maths teacher holds graph paper?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How does NASA organize a party?

Why should you knock on the refrigerator before opening the door?

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Why did the school kids eat their homework?

Why did the witches team loose the baseball game?