Humour

I used to be addicted to soap

What’s one foot long and slippery?

Two men meet on the opposite sides of a river.

Did you know there’s no official training for trash collectors?

A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb

I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner

What’s the opposite of irony?

Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player

Which branch of the military accept toddlers?

If April showers bring May Flowers, what do May flowers bring?