Humour

Why did the paper get fired?

Why did the sausage get fired?

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Why did John go to bed with music on?

Why is a skeleton a bad liar?

Why did the man want to buy nine rackets?

Why were the people at the wedding concerned about the cake?

Why did the printer go to the gym?

How do trees access the internet?