Humour

Why did the astronaut leave his wife?

Why do pencils shave?

Why should you never fight an octopus?

Why are frogs so happy?

Why was the math book so depressed?

Why did the mummy spider scold the baby?

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Why do bees hum?

Why did the shopping cart quit its job?

Why do bears hibernate during the winter?