Humour

What goes through towns, up hills and down hills, but never moves?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees?

Did you hear the one about the roof?

Where do young trees go to learn?

How much money does a pirate pay for corn?

What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?

What did the fish say when it swam into the brick wall?

Why did the cow jump over the moon?