Humour

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to change the ...

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the doc.

An apple a day really can keep the doctor away… but only if you aim well.

Did you hear about the man who got hit by the same bike every morning? It ...

Why were the fish’s grades so bad? It was below sea level.

Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? He was on a roll.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It was fine—he woke up.

Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee (B) comes after it!