Humour

Why did they evacuate the baseball stadium?

Why did the moon go to school?

What does a wasp sit on?

Why couldn’t the wood fall asleep?

Why is the farmer such a good listener?

What does a race driver wear to the beach?

What do horses put on their pancakes?

What is the difference between a sheep and a sheep dog?

What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?

What do you get if you cross a fish and two elephants?