Humour

My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

My fencing opponent laughed at me for bringing a block of cheddar to a sword fight.

I really wanted to watch the International Origami Championships tonight.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State Building?

How does a farmer count his animals in the barn?

Why did the young skunk get in trouble with his mum?

What does a train and chewing gum have in common?

What is a birds favourite biscuit?