Humour

Drink coffee...

If you can’t convince them...

The probability of someone watching you

Hard work never killed anyone

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos

You know you are old when...

How are stars like false teeth?

How did Grandma get Grandpa to stop biting his nails?

Why did Grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?

What do you get when you freeze dentures?