Humour

Knock knockWho's there?

Why did the baker get a new job?

When do ducks get out of bed?

Why did the fisherman have a successful business?

How many gorillas can fit into a car?

What did the toilet roll complain about?

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

Why did the pig get kicked out of the soccer game?

Why do mathematicians make good friends?

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a band director?