Humour

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him

What do you get from a pampered cow?

I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?

If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?

What do you call stolen cocoa?

What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?

What is a French cat’s favourite dessert?

What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?

I heard a joke about chocolate bars