Humour

What did one elevator say to the other?

What washes up on very small beaches?

I got a new job as the top dog at Old MacDonald’s farm

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says

Working in a mirror factory

I tried to catch fog yesterday

Someone stole my mood ring yesterday

I started a new job as a tailor

Why don’t blind people skydive?