Joke: Don’t trust men

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents…

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid !

Husband: Well, don’t you remember?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.

You said: “Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.”

So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.