Interests

An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.

A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock.

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore.

Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.

One day after the service a little boy approached the parish priest with a question...

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow.

At the age of 92, Ynys Fraser got to wondering how many others of her age were still around in the Rotorua district. She advertised, inviting the over-90s to join her at a celebration that she organised. Fifty-three responded; 49 attended.