Humour

I felt like my body had gotten totally out of shape

A pirate walked into a bar

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor

“Hello, is this the police?”

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in.

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car.

A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he's going.

A guy is walking down the street with his friend.

Every year, Smitty and his wife Martha went to the State Fair.