Humour

Why should you take a pencil to bed?

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

What happened when a tap, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race?

What did one elevator say to the other?

What washes up on very small beaches?

I got a new job as the top dog at Old MacDonald’s farm

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?