Humour

An Irishman was terribly overweight

A nursery school teacher says to her class

A Texas rancher goes to Australia for a holiday.

Two old ladies are attending a rather long church service.

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant

Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.

“Old” is when your friends compliment you

Ralph came home drunk one night