Humour

An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

The boy's Grandnma had a big bowl full of shelled and husked peanuts sitting on the table.

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom.

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

There seems to be a very certain correlation...

When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough...

A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms.

A lady is having a bed-wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor.

While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him.

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.