The boy's Grandnma had a big bowl full of shelled and husked peanuts sitting on the table. Her grandson and his mates came round for a visit and without asking got stuck in to them cleaning them all up.
As they left they all thanked her for having them and for the lovely peanuts they had eaten,
“Oh, you are welcome," she smiled up at them. "Since I lost my teeth I can’t eat peanuts, I only suck the chocolate off them."
barr012 - 13 years ago
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.