Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to sneak in. Can you prove who you really are?"
Humour
The Wrinkled Nightgown
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary.
Work vs. Prison
The difference between Work and Prison
Viagra Coffee
An elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said...
Where Have You Been?
Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.
You Have to Move to Montreal
Moving can be hard...
I’m Waiting
Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man.
You Must Be in the Fifth
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
What’s Your Business Sign?
Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these... What's Your Business Sign?
Don’t Disgrace Your Family
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.