Humour

Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? “Curses! Foil ...

What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end ...

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.” “Why ...

Why do seals swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

Why did the skeleton not want to go to the Friday the 13th dance party? He ...

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, ...