A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.
Humour
Thank the Lord for Uncle George
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.
Reincarnation
There were two lovers who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation.
Who the Hell is Larry?
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, said "Where the hell have you been?"
Reading Between the Lines
The Project Leader was asked to give a report on his assistant programmer.
On the Back Roads
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town.
An Interesting Symptom
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane.
In Eleven Minutes
A policeman is doing his usual rounds just before midnight when he passes a parking lot and notices a couple inside a parked car.
Gold with the Wife
A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened.
Tennis Balls
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.