Humour

How do you tell if a vampire is sick?

What’s the most musical part of a chicken?

Where do the cows go for entertainment?

Where do sheep go to get a hair cut?

What is an astronauts favourite candy?

What runs around a yard without actually moving?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Why can’t you write with a broken pencil?

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?

Apparently, you can’t use "beef stew" as a password?