Humour

You know your getting old when...

If my body were a car, I would trade it for a newer model...

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's the good thing about having a bad memory?

Why did the man get fired from the juice factory?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Did you hear the one about the roof?

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

What do you call a bear without any teeth?