Humour

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.

A CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

A husband was having great difficulty getting along with his wife - nothing but arguing and friction.

A woman in a supermarket is behind a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed

Just before a funeral service, the undertaker went up to the very elderly widow and asked

I’m always getting run over by the same bike, same day each month, same place, month after month.

I wanted to tell you a vacuum joke.

“I had a big fight with my husband, I'm coming to live with you."

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye