Humour

Why was the Octopus always laughing?

Why are computers so smart?

Why can you never trust a fruit over a vegetable?

Why did the coffee call the cops?

Why do the mountains act weird?

Why did the computer crash?

Why should you never buy Velcro?

Why did the astronaut leave his wife?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why was the king only 12 inches tall?