Humour

I used to run a dating service for chickens...

What does a pig put on dry skin?

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

How do you tell if a vampire is sick?

What’s the most musical part of a chicken?

Where do the cows go for entertainment?

Where do sheep go to get a hair cut?

What is an astronauts favourite candy?

What runs around a yard without actually moving?