Humour

Swarms of insects attack our town!

Whats big and grey and doesn't matter?

What did the Policeman say to his belly button?

Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?

Why cant you tell a window a Joke?

Whats the best way to burn 1000 calories?

What did one toilet say to the other?

What did one traffic light say to the other?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you call a mouse that swears?