Humour

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

How does an octopus go into battle?

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Why do oranges wear sunscreen?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

What is faster, hot or cold?

How do you open a banana?

My uncle called his dogs Timex and Rolex

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?