A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.
Tag: Clean Jokes
On The Right Track
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
Twelve Women and One Man
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.
The Smartest Dog Ever
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."
Things Found Only in America
Only in America...
A Good Witch
One afternoon, there was a good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying.
The Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses.
Tiff With Riley
My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
The Golden Toilet Seat
There was this guy who had been to about every bar in town. So one night, he hopped into a taxi cab and told the driver to take him to the best bar in town.
Under the Bridge
Just a quick funny to start your day.