Tag: Clean Jokes

Some great stickers

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."

Only in America...

One afternoon, there was a good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying.

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses.

My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.