Tag: Clean Jokes

One dark night in a local township a fire started inside the chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and taken in for coronary surgery.

While they're not the answers the examiners were looking for, we suppose they're not technically wrong!

A former Sergeant in the Marines took a new job as a high school teacher.

My husband, who is an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking noise when going around corners."

Two Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a lifeboat.

I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

On the first day, God created the dog

Two men have been lost in the desert for weeks and are at death's door.

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store.