Tag: Clean Jokes

A lady is having a bed-wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor.

While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him.

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

A poem for the men.

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.

A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set.

"Hey, Mum," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"