Tag: Clean Jokes

"Hey, Mum," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"

What it really means...

A proctologist walked into a bank.

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.

A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell.

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom.

One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.