Tag: Clean Jokes

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.

The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife, Tracy.

An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

The boy's Grandnma had a big bowl full of shelled and husked peanuts sitting on the table.

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom.

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

There seems to be a very certain correlation...

When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough...