I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons.
Tag: Clean Jokes
Software Engineers
A software engineer, hardware engineer, and departmental manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland.
Why Most Professions Are Dirty
Seems they really are!
Smaller Portions
One sunday a cowboy went to church.
What Men Are Like
Men are like ...
Well Endowed
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar with money in it and a horse standing next to it.
Free Nuts
A guy walks into a bar and notices he's the only one there, apart from the barkeep, who's on the phone.
Headstone
Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
Hunting Bears
A Pole and a Czeck go bear hunting. When they don't come back their friend go looking for them.
Hearing Aid
An older gentleman had lost his hearing aid and wanted to get a new one.