Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate ageing baby-boomers...
Tag: Clean Jokes
The real secret to a happy marriage
Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for.
Joke: The importance of planning
The Importance of Planning
Joke: A problem with gas
A man goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent.
Joke: Don’t talk to my parrot
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman.
Joke: Penguins go to the zoo
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up.
Joke: If my body were a car
If my body were car, this is the time I sould be thinking about trading it in for a newer model...
Joke: Big John’s bus ride
A very slightly built bus driver named Bob was running his route one day when a big hulk of a man got on.
Joke: Doing a bang-up job
A wise and retired gentleman purchased a modest home near a college. He spent the first few weeks in his new home in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. ..
Joke: The perfect mate
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.