Tag: Clean Jokes

Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for.

The Importance of Planning

A man goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent.

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman.

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up.

If my body were car, this is the time I sould be thinking about trading it in for a newer model...

A very slightly built bus driver named Bob was running his route one day when a big hulk of a man got on.

A wise and retired gentleman purchased a modest home near a college. He spent the first few weeks in his new home in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. ..

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.