A man goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least ten times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”
On this the doctor says, “I see your problem, take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the man goes back. “Doctor”, he says, “I don’t know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts – although still silent – stink terribly.”
The doctor says, “Good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing…”.
- 11 years ago
Thank you for sending me these Mails. i love your jokes.
If you like I have one for you:
A young english man is in his club. Comes an elder man into the room. The young man wants to be friendly and asks the elder one “do you want to drink a whiskey with me?” “No thanks, I`ve tried it one time and I found it horible” The young one tries another way “do you want to play a partie pool with me?” Same answer as before. Hm, thinks the young man, what could I offer him? Yes “do you want to smoke a Cigarr with me?” “No thank you, tried it once and found it horrible” Then the elder one ” in a few minutes my son will come, and he likes to do all you offered to me” . Asks the young Man “proably your only (one) child?”
My English is wrong I know, But could you make it in the right way, if you want to print this joke?
Greats from germany
Ruth