- If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.
- Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.
- Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.
- Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
- There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking for it.
- Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
- Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
- Change is inevitable, except a vending machine.
- Money is the root of all wealth.
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