A man walks into a church confessional booth and says: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I slept with 3 different women last night.”
The priest then says “Go home, squeeze 5 lemons in a glass and drink it as fast as you can.”
“And I will be forgiven?” asks the man
“No,” the priest say, “but it will wipe that smirk off your face.”
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