Joke of the Day

A Polish man moved to Ireland and married Mary from Cork.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office wanting a divorce.

The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don’t think you understand, does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport.

I mean, how are your relations?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does Mary beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof – Mary going to poison me!!!.

What kind of proof?
She buy a bottle at shop and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

Polish Remover.