Joke – Grandparents’ answering machine message

stocksnap_1dilgg9dvgHello … At present we’re not home, but please leave your message after the beep.

Beeeeeppp …

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of birthdate so we know who it is.

* If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
* If you want to borrow the car, press 3
* If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4

* If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
* If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
* If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

* If you want to come to eat here, press 8
* If you need money, press 9
* If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us to the theatre; start talking …. we are listening!


Submitted by Supergold