Humour

Men are like ...

A guy walks into a bar and notices he's the only one there, apart from the barkeep, who's on the phone.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar with money in it and a horse standing next to it.

A Pole and a Czeck go bear hunting. When they don't come back their friend go looking for them.

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

An older gentleman had lost his hearing aid and wanted to get a new one.

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.

The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife, Tracy.