Humour

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day

Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’.

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director

The pharmacist walks into the store

Maria, go to the map and find North America.

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.

I was having trouble with my computer

Little Jimmy in the bath, points down

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers