I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go ...
Humour
Joke: The fashion police
Patrick was holidaying at the beach with a group from the Senior Citizen Home and couldn’t seem ...
Joke: Yoga mat for sale, used once
11:55am Open door to yoga room. A gush of hot dry air rushes through and past ...
Joke: Old golfer
A circus owner runs an ad for a "lion tamer wanted" and two people show up.
Joke: Quick thinking
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been ...
Joke: Mating cats
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner.
Joke: Breeding bulls
My wife and I went to the Hunterdon County 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
Joke: That’s my Leroy
Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Leroy.
Joke: Unorthodox methods
A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read.