Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It was fine—he woke up.
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Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee (B) comes after it!
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What did the ironing board used to be? A surf board which gave up on its ...
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If you’re having trouble finding your dog, try opening the fridge. Guaranteed he’ll be standing right ...
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Internet chat: user357: HEEEEY, HOW ARE YOU? I’M NEW HERE! user101: Try pressing CapsLock. user357: AWESOME, ...
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Child: “Mom, can I get a brother?” Mother: “Sorry, darling. The stork doesn’t bring us babies ...
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Boy: The principal is so stupid! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No… Girl: ...
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Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.
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Why did the gardener bury all her money? To make her soil rich.