Humour

What did the toilet roll complain about?

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

Why did the pig get kicked out of the soccer game?

Why do mathematicians make good friends?

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a band director?

My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

My fencing opponent laughed at me for bringing a block of cheddar to a sword fight.

I really wanted to watch the International Origami Championships tonight.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?