Humour

How did he horse drink its water?

Did you hear about the skunk that wrote a book?

Why did the cookie go back to bed?

Why did the police take a picture of the coffee cup?

What do you call a girl bug?

Where does a soldier keep his uniforms?

What’s the sandwich’s favourite song?

Who’s in charge in the furniture factory?

What does a lumberjack say when he’s cold?

What kind of car does a dog drive?