Humour

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did the bee get married?

What is the opposite of a croissant?

How do astronauts wash their hair?

How many chickens does it take to make a pot of soup?

What did the hammer say to the saw?

Why did the cucumber yell for help?

What do you call a bug that never leaves?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the attorney wear to work?